Doggizzle

The Festival of Colors

2006-09-14T12:54:00.000+03:00

Something is not right about this picture!

How can the face be one color and the hand another???

Sorry

Renovation

2006-09-10T12:37:00.000+03:00

* Exclusive – Sorry

Kuwiggers Busting a Rhyme

2006-08-30T14:32:00.000+03:00

I haven’t posted in a long while partly due to being busy and partly because it seems people in Kuwait are getting less freaky.

Well, it seems this is not the case… people are still freaky…evident by the latest controversy surrounding the Kuwaiti Belly Dancing housewives.

AND now this…..

أعضاؤها أولاد عمومة ويصدرون ألبومهم على حسابهم الخاص
(Group (u2m فرقة راب كويتية جديدة تنضم إلى الساحة الفنية

كتب فيصل جاسم:

فرقة راب كويتية جديدة انضمت الى الساحة الفنية تحمل لقب Group u2m حيث تضم اربعة اعضاء اعمارهم لا تتجاوز العشرين عاماً وهم مشعل 16 عاماً ولقبه «u2m» وهو مدير الفرقة وفيصل 19 عاماً ولقبه «Fwh»، فهد 15 عاماً ولقب «F3h»، مشاري 15 عاماً ولقبه «mesho».

ومن جانبه اكد مدير فرقة Groupu2m مشعل ان البومهم الاول سيطرح بالاسواق بعد شهر رمضان المبارك ويضم الالبوم 13 اغنية من كلمات «الجروب» نفسه والالحان مقتبسة من اغان اجنبية، والالبوم يحمل عنوان2007 Group u2m .

واكد مشعل ان جميع اغاني الالبوم تتطرق الى قضايا معاصرة لمجتمعنا الآن منها ما يصنف البنات الى شرائح واخرى من صفات بعض الشباب وامور اخرى تركها مشعل مفاجأة للجمهور.

شبابي لـ «الجروب»

واكد مشعل ان عملين في الساحة وهما اغنيتان لمشروع تخرج طالبات في احدى المدارس حيث لاقت الاغنيتان صدى مقبولاً من الحضور آملاً ان يكون لـ «الجروب» بصمة واضحة في الساحة الفنية، وعن سبب اختيار «الجروب» لفت «الراب»، اجاب مشعل قائلا: قليلة هي «الجروبات» التي تمثل هذا الفن، ونحن اخترناه لانه فن شبابي يعتمد على «الفرفشة».

ونسعى من خلاله الى ايصال بعض الحلول للمشاكل التي نعاني منها واضاف الى ان الالبوم من انتاجهم الخاص لانهم لم يجدوا دعما ماديا او معنويا من اي فنان او شركة انتاج والدعم الذي حصلوا عليه مقدم من اسرتهم حيث انهم اولاد عمومة وتربط بينهم علاقة نسب وقرابة.

تاريخ النشر: الاربعاء 30/8/2006

Now the term for these “things” above needs to be established! I think they should be called, appropriately, Kuwiggers. As in Kuwaiti Wiggers.

Ku-wigger is derived from the word Wigger (a wigger is a male caucasion, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American Hip Hop culture and style through "Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles.)

FYI

2006-07-24T08:55:00.000+03:00

I ran and I ran until I couldn’t run anymore

2006-07-19T23:00:00.000+03:00

1539

2006-07-15T04:18:00.000+03:00

First she loses the election, now this shit!

Give her a break!

Sorry

Mating in Spain

2006-07-11T16:28:00.000+03:00

An unbeatable combination

2006-07-10T07:30:00.000+03:00

Translation is in the eye of the beholder

2006-07-09T13:14:00.000+03:00

Love is in the Air

2006-07-04T13:30:00.000+03:00

Preparation H

2006-07-03T20:55:00.000+03:00

For those who don't know what Preparation H is!

The Magic عمامة goes back to his day job!

2006-07-01T17:13:00.000+03:00

وسط عويل النساء ونحيبهن

القلاف: ما راح انزل مرة ثانية.. وبخلّي سقوطي عار إلى يوم القيامة على من أسقطوني

كتب سعود الزامل:

وسط عويل النساء وانتحابهم.. اعلن عضو مجلس الامة السابق السيد حسين القلاف مساء امس انه لن يخوض انتخابات مجلس الامة ثانية، وسيبقي سقوطه في الانتخابات عاراً الى يوم القيامة على من اسقطوه بعدم تصويتهم له، مؤكداً وجود خيانات من «أهلنا وجماعتنا.. وما بقلبي شيء على جمال الكندري».

كان ذلك مساء امس في مقر السيد القلاف حيث وجه لومه الشديد لمن خذلوه واسقطوه في الانتخابات معرباً عن الاسف لخروج بعض النماذج من الحسينيات.

واسترجع السيد القلاف نزوله الاول للانتخابات في 1992 موضحاً انه لم يخض الانتخابات آنذاك إلا تلبية للضغوطات ورغبة في الدفاع عن آل البيت.

وأقسم أنه «ماراح أنزل مرة ثانية ما دام نزولي يهين كرامة العمامة ويهين كرامتي».

وقد تركت كلمات القلاف أثراً كبيراً في نفوس الحضور الهائل لديه في المقر الانتخابي.

واكد القلاف وجود تحالف بين المرشحين جمال الكندري وعدنان عبدالصمد مشيرا الى اصوات مشتركة بينهما بعدد 244 و 350 و 584 صوتا في ثلاث لجان فقط.

كما لمز القلاف بعض من نجحوا ممن يعتبرون انفسهم اصلاحيين فيها هم من رؤوس الفساد.

تاريخ النشر: السبت 1/7/2006

In a related story the artist formerly known as Heavy D is very upset.

Hippo-Crat as in Hypocrite

2006-06-26T17:30:00.000+03:00

This is a hippopotamus

This is a democrat

This is a Bush

This is a Nasrallah

This is bullshit

Sorry

Joseph McCarthy

2006-06-24T18:50:00.000+03:00

Who is Joseph McCarthy?

"Let us not assassinate this lad further, senator. You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"

Joseph Welch - June 9, 1954

Asstivist as in Activist

2006-06-24T15:08:00.000+03:00

I don’t know this guy well enough, but think he could be a prime contender for the title:

بو زقه

in English:

Bo Zaaga

(Father of the Shit – Shit is singular not plural)

Sorry

Tweety Bird

2006-06-23T21:08:00.000+03:00

Tweety Bird

Foghorn Leghorn

2006-06-23T19:30:00.000+03:00

Foghorn Leghorn

Olive Oyl

2006-06-23T16:15:00.000+03:00

Olive Oyl

Sylvester Junior

2006-06-23T14:30:00.000+03:00

Sylvester Junior

Wile E. Coyote

2006-06-23T06:30:00.000+03:00

Wile E. Coyote

Yosemite Sam

2006-06-22T11:59:00.000+03:00

Yosemite Sam

Goofy

2006-06-21T23:34:00.000+03:00

Goofy

Misrepresentation

2006-06-21T11:18:00.000+03:00

See Related Post

Elmer Fudd

2006-06-20T23:18:00.000+03:00

Elmer Fudd

Mandark

2006-06-19T16:31:00.000+03:00

Dexter's Laboratory

FYI

2006-06-14T14:19:00.000+03:00

FYI
FYI
FYI
FYI
FYI

Shamelection

2006-06-06T19:10:00.000+03:00

بليز تعو للكامب لنتحاور

2006-06-05T08:22:00.000+03:00

Note: مقر انتخابي = مخيم انتخابي = كامب انتخابي

See Related Post

Midlife Crisis - Metrosexual

2006-05-29T19:25:00.000+03:00

Beware of the Midlife Crisis!

Originally posted July 2005 (In case you don’t know what metrosexual means)

Noun

metrosexual (plural metrosexuals)

1. A young male concerned with self-image, self-indulgence and money. (Usually urban, heterosexual, probably affluent)

2. A young man who is seen, sociologically, as having attributes common to homosexuals, but is in fact heterosexual.

Ladies, please form an orderly line to the left. No pushing. There's plenty to go around!

حمار

2006-05-28T18:16:00.000+03:00

Monkeys and Peanuts

2006-05-23T21:20:00.000+03:00

CAN YOU CONTROL YOUR HOE? (REPOST)

2006-05-21T18:30:00.000+03:00

This is a repost

With the elections coming up in one or two months a question poses itself:

CAN YOU CONTROL YOUR HOE?

Originally posted on Mar 6, 2006

On my way to work today I saw this Suburban with a phrase written on the back of it.

Here’s a picture

“ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME NOW”

So when I got to work I Googled the phrase, and it turns out that it’s a title of a song sung by 2 Pac. (below is a picture of 2 Pac – he’s the one on the right)

So now this guy turns out to be such a dedicated fan of 2 Pac that he’s willing to write a lyric on his car and “prance” around the streets of Kuwait.

What is the moral of the story here?

The moral of the story is:

Writing signs on your car is an effective method of communication!

Below is a title of a song sung by Snoop Dogg, and the full lyrics of that song.

“CAN YOU CONTROL YOUR HOE?”

Niggas, get your miller genuine draft, cause its miller time, we about to go hard on these hoes on this one right here.

[Chorus] CAN YOU CONTROL YOUR HOE?

[soopafly] Can you control your hoe? (You got a bitch that won’t do what you say) You can't control your hoe? (She hardheaded, she just won't obey) Can you control your hoe? (You've got to know what to do, and what to say) Listen you got to put that bitch in her place, even if it’s slapping her in her face. Ya got to control your hoe. Can you control your hoe?

I went to your house; your girl came in and started cussing you out. You should have slapped her in her face, I wanted to tell you, but it wasn't my place. I kept it on the low, cause I know you was gonna check that hoe. But instead, you was quiet as a mouse, maybe you started to think it wasn't your house. Cause she was acting like a nut, you got a kind of bitch that would kick your butt. What kind of pimp holds back? Never met a bitch that a pimp can't slap, what’s wrong with the pimpin? Why you get a whippin? All I got to say is this:

[Chorus] CAN YOU CONTROL YOUR HOE?

[Verse: 2]

This is what you made me do; I really didn't want to put hands on you. But bitch you playin with fire, I’m so sick and tired, of loud mouth bitches like you, a nigga had to go and put tips on you, cause bitch you playin? with fire, I’m so sick and tired. Bitch This is what you forced me to do, I really didn't want to put hands on you, but bitch you playin? with fire, I’m so sick and tired. Of bitches like you, a nigga had to go and put tips on you, bitch you playin with fire, I'm so sick and tired.

[Chorus] CAN YOU CONTROL YOUR HOE?

I think the above lyrics are an appropriate title for someone how might be considering running in the 2007 parliamentary elections, the title "CAN YOU CONTROL YOUR HOE?" would make a great campaign slogan, but that’s just my opinion.

Thank you for caring!

What the hell is happing to the world?

2006-05-21T11:53:00.000+03:00

peek-a-poo

No Frolic on Escalator

2006-04-28T16:16:00.000+03:00

frolic

frol·ic [fróllik]
intransitive verb (past and past participle frol·icked, present participle frol·ick·ing, 3rd person present singular frol·ics)

play lightheartedly: to frisk around, behave, or play in a carefree, uninhibited way

children frolicking at the beach

noun (plural frol·ics)
1. something lively and carefree: a lively carefree game, action, or amusement
2. carefree play: lively carefree play or behavior
"As a result, Anne had the golden summer of her life as far as freedom and frolic went." (Lucy Maud Montgomery Anne of Green Gables 1908)

[Early 16th century. < Dutch vrolijk "glad, joyous" < vro "happy"]

-frol·ick·er, , noun

Rude

2006-04-17T01:50:00.000+03:00

MIMES in Kuwait

2006-04-09T23:30:00.000+03:00

Whats next? Strip Clubs? Gay Bathhouses? Women Voting?

From KUNA

Misrepresentation

2006-04-07T04:39:00.000+03:00

The social pages

Nationalistic

2006-03-31T04:00:00.000+03:00

5.56%

Cowboys

2006-03-23T13:05:00.000+03:00

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys,
don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone
even with someone they love

A cowboy ain't easy to love
And he's harder to hold
And it means more to him to give you a song
Than silver or gold
Budweiser buckles and soft faded Levi's
And each night begins a new day
If you can't understand him
And he don't die young
He'll probably just ride away

A cowboy loves smokey ole pool rooms
And clear mountain mornings
little warm puppies and children and girls of the night
them that don't know him won't like him
and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him
he's not wrong; he's just different
But his pride won't let him do things
to make you thing he's right

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys,
don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone
even with someone they love

بنزين

2006-03-21T16:30:00.000+03:00

Happiness is a State of Mind

2006-03-17T14:50:00.000+03:00

القبس 17/3/2006

Thanks for the memories

2006-03-13T13:30:00.000+03:00

Now put your cloths back on, take your $100 and get the hell out of here!

Lumberjack Song

2006-03-10T18:30:00.000+03:00

Al Watan 10/3/2006

When I saw the article I was reminded of something.

I’m a big fan of the old British comedy series “Monty Python,” In one of Monty Python’s episodes that was a song sung by one the actors called the “Lumberjack song.”

The lumberjack song starts off with someone who wants to give up what he’s doing right now and become a lumberjack. The only twist is that the lyrics of the song go south and it starts to show what the true feeling of this guy really are. I took the liberty of highlighting the verses that might apply to the article and picture above.

Lumberjack Song

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Thank you super-falcon

2006-03-08T12:51:00.000+03:00

لا تقلق

2006-03-07T10:56:00.000+03:00

العانية المركزة

2006-03-05T13:00:00.000+03:00

ضراط الليالي

2006-02-28T11:48:00.000+03:00

ضراط الليالي

The Farting of the Night

The Action

The Result

A Classic case of ART meet FART

2006-02-23T09:30:00.000+03:00

Yes indeed, he has arrived! Samo Zaen is here! 52 is here! You ask what the hell does 52 have to do with Samo Zaen well as it turns out that I managed to pass the kidney stone and found his website in the toilet (I hope you get the pun).

In the website the following is written:

Quote

Samo Zaen is known by 52 slogan & its become one of the most famous slogans in the whole Arabian world by recognition of magazines according to the public’s opinion, the slogan means
S from Samo = 5
Z from Zaen = 2

End Quote

(if you don’t believe me check it out for yourselves)

An analysis of the above is as follows:

Samo = Bullshit
Zaen = Bullshit
known = Bullshit
52 = Bullshit
slogan = Bullshit
famous = Bullshit
Arabian world = Bullshit
public’s = Bullshit

My misfortune led me to the titbit of information you see above, and I became concerned that if I continue I would lose the wonderful meal I had earlier in the day, so I abstained.

Below is a picture in Thursday’s Al Qabas magazine section and below it is the article (click the article to read is you dare).

القبس 23/2/2006

Is this it?

2006-02-19T10:05:00.000+03:00

Is this it? Is this the end? What the Fuck? Fuck!!!!!!

أمير العشاق؟

I suggest we all commit mass-suicide the day his plane hits the ground on Wednesday?

Synchronized Socialization

2006-02-16T11:38:00.000+03:00

Mister Ed – Part 2

2006-02-11T13:30:00.000+03:00

They say good news travels fast.

Upon hearing of the popular 60’s show “Mister Ed” return groupies rushed to the streets to greet the new star of Mister Ed.

In a related story another network (UPN) is rumored to be creating its own show very much similar to the original Mister Ed but with an all black cast (Mista Ed). It is also rumored that the voice of Mista Ed is going to be superimposed by no other than the one and only Mr. Jimmie Walker aka JJ of “Good Times” fame.

Here’s some pictures of the black “Mista Ed” with his adoring fans.

Related Post: Mister Ed

Sorry

Mister Ed

2006-02-10T17:30:00.000+03:00

Good news for the fans of the popular 60’s TV show “Mister Ed”

CBS is remaking this show….below is the first production photo... enjoy!

Album-oroma*

2006-02-01T03:30:00.000+03:00

* Sorry

Can someone explain?

2006-01-26T06:30:00.000+03:00

السياسة 26/1/2006

Can someone please explain why parents do this with their children?

بوص شوف

2006-01-23T03:40:00.000+03:00

What does he think?

Two Ways to Enhance One's Ass

2006-01-15T06:30:00.000+03:00

القبس 15/1/2006

The question is:

do we need bigger asses in Kuwait?

The Captain

2006-01-10T20:30:00.000+03:00

He's a Captain

He's a Faggo

زواج المسيار

2006-01-02T20:30:00.000+03:00

December 24, 1990

2005-12-26T22:30:00.000+03:00

Time Magazine

I'd like to take some time to talk about the Combover!

2005-12-20T23:00:00.000+03:00

According to Wikipedia

A comb over is a hairstyle worn by bald or balding men where the hair on one side of the head is grown long and then combed over the bald area.

here are some pictures of a combover, enjoy!

You're Welcome

You think I make this shit up?

2005-11-30T09:30:00.000+03:00

Gratitude

2005-11-28T21:30:00.000+03:00

مطعم الوليمه بالمباركية

2005-11-28T10:30:00.000+03:00

بويات

2005-11-25T10:30:00.000+03:00

بويات جمع بوي

as in BOY or BOYS

القبس 25/11/2005

A top five movie..of all time!

2005-11-23T08:00:00.000+03:00

You will be overwhelmed!

Link

And the Winner is!!!!

2005-11-21T23:30:00.000+03:00

And the winner of the

shut-the-fuck-up award

is this dude:-

Hello Ball, Hello Face!

2005-11-04T23:30:00.000+03:00

A Little Politicking

2005-11-02T11:30:00.000+03:00

In the thesaurus the word Integrity lists the following synonyms: honesty, truth, truthfulness, honor, veracity, reliability, and uprightness.

When someone calls for a press conference, the conference is attended by members of the press. The mouthpiece speaks and the “Journalists” listen and write what the mouthpiece says.

Below is the first paragraph as it appears in two newspapers as they report on the “news conference”:

Hypocrisy is a mother efer!

نطاطيات

2005-10-19T23:30:00.000+03:00

نطاطيات

المعجم المحيط

نَطَّ يَنِطُّ نِطَّ أو اِنْطِطْ نَطًّا ونَطيطًا : وَثَبَ؛ نطّت القطة. - في الأرض: ذهب فيها؛ نطّ السائحُ في البلاد. - في مَنْطِقه: هَذَر؛ إذا تكلّمتَ فلا تَنِطَّ.

Sights

2005-10-18T09:45:00.000+03:00

While driving to work yesterday I came across this and thought it was important to share.

Lebanese in Kuwait (LIK)

2005-10-16T10:35:00.000+03:00

LIK as in Leak or as in Lick?

That said the answer is no, no to this site and its promoter(s) (you know who you are? Its only one guy by the way)

My misfortune is that this site was recommended to me by a very dear friend through an SMS see the picture below:

At first sight, what caught my eye was the logo of this site (below is the logo)

Kuwait towers rendered in a new way, with the balls in the center being carried above a character of a man/woman (to be fair to our sisters), this can be interpreted in two ways:

Way One:

If it wasn’t for us (Lebanese) you (Kuwaitis) cannot be held up!

Way Two:

I can’t think of a way two, sorry.

Thank You Baby!

2005-10-11T12:30:00.000+03:00

What Fish Smells Like!

2005-10-10T17:30:00.000+03:00

Someone managed to quantify smell into written form!

كل يوم اثنين

2005-10-10T16:30:00.000+03:00

الواجب

The Importance of Balance (Equilibrium)

2005-10-10T02:01:00.000+03:00

A balance of power exists when there is parity or stability between competing forces. As a term in international law for a 'just equilibrium' between the members of the family of nations, it expresses the doctrine intended to prevent any one nation from becoming sufficiently strong so as to enable it to enforce its will upon the rest. (Source: Wikipedia)

It's a good idea!

The concept does not apply to the

family of nations only.

An Important Question You Should Ask Yourself?

2005-10-08T23:59:00.000+03:00

Does the guy standing next to me during prayer need to know what type of food I had for fatour?

If the answer is no, please keep reading below:

What Can I Do to Prevent Bad Breath?

Bad breath can be reduced or prevented if you:

Practice good oral hygiene. Brush twice a day with fluoride toothpaste to remove food debris and plaque. Brush your teeth after you eat (keep a toothbrush at work or school to brush after lunch). Don't forget to brush your tongue, too. Replace your toothbrush every 2 to 3 months. Use floss or an interdental cleaner to remove food particles and plaque between your teeth once a day. Dentures should be removed at night and cleaned thoroughly before being placed in your mouth the next morning.
See your dentist regularly – at least twice a year. He or she will conduct an oral examination and professional teeth cleaning and will be able detect and treat periodontal disease, dry mouth, or other problems that may be the cause of bad mouth odor.
Stop smoking/chewing tobacco-based products. Ask your dentist for tips on kicking the habit.
Drink lots of water. This will keep your mouth moist. Chewing gum (preferably sugarless) or sucking on candy (preferably sugarless) also stimulates the production of saliva, which helps wash away food particles and bacteria.
Keep a log of the foods you eat. If you think the foods that you eat may be causing your bad breath, record what you eat so that you can determine which foods may be contributing to the problem. Bring the log to your dentist to review. Similarly, make a list of the medications you take. Some medications may play a role in creating mouth odors.

The Art of Ass Kissing

2005-10-03T11:30:00.000+03:00

self-promotion
action to attract attention: behavior shown or action taken by somebody
in order to attract attention, especially in relation to work or business.

A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed

2005-10-01T00:01:00.000+03:00

And the British Think!

2005-09-25T08:30:00.000+03:00

ARABICS

2005-09-24T08:35:00.000+03:00

Ain't No Arabics Allowed

2005-09-23T17:30:00.000+03:00

That’s Exactly What I Mean

2005-09-22T09:00:00.000+03:00

The Best Extra Ever

2005-09-21T09:30:00.000+03:00

سيف لله مختار

Thank You for Caring

2005-09-18T08:30:00.000+03:00

Arrive at Airport

2:34 AM

Arrive at Work

8:00 AM

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Note to self: see post Shut the Fuck Up by Dr. Denis Leary

It’s Impossible to Touch You

2005-09-14T08:30:00.000+03:00

I'm sorry to break it to you my friend but no one in their right mind would want to touch someone who thinks bathing is a sin. If you don't believe me try breathing in the vicinity of your security guy this morning.

66 KD

2005-09-13T13:30:00.000+03:00

66 KD to Dubai and back - Jazerra Airways

The Native Indians of Kuwait

2005-09-12T21:30:00.000+03:00

2005-09-11T10:45:00.000+03:00

فزعـــة

Sunday

Pick a Finger?! Any Finger?!

2005-09-10T08:15:00.000+03:00

خمسيني خدش حياء مواطن بـ «إصبعه»

كتب طلال فيصل: بـ «الاصبع» خدش مواطن خمسيني حياء آخر مرات عدة في المناسبات والأماكن العامة، وسجلت قضية، وفي المقابل اتهم الطرف الثاني، الاول بأنه ايضاً خدش حياءه بـ «ألفاظ نابية» وأصر على تسجيل قضية.

ووفقاً لقول مصدر أمني «فإن المتقدم بالبلاغ (الأول) ذكر انه انزعج من خدش الحياء المتكرر وأراد ان يضع حداً لتصرفاته الصبيانية، خاصة بعدما أصرّ ابنه على تسجيل قضية، حيث قال له: «اذا ما ترفع قضية,,, لا أنت أبوي ولا أنا ولدك».

Pick a Finger?!

Any Finger?!

Honest Advertising

2005-09-09T22:30:00.000+03:00

Shut the Fuck Up by Dr. Denis Leary

2005-09-08T17:30:00.000+03:00

An excerpt from Denis Leary’s standup act “No Cure for Cancer”

God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the fuck up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the Fuck Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fuck up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining fucking maggots.

Every time you feel like sharing your shitty day with someone please consider the above.

Camels

2005-09-08T08:30:00.000+03:00

Brain Freeze

2005-09-07T20:00:00.000+03:00

I Scream,

You scream,

We all scream,

For ICE CREAM!

A WHOLE LOT-A-POLITICKEN

2005-09-07T11:45:00.000+03:00

Pappy O'Daniel: Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame.

Pappy O'Daniel: I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASS communicating!

A few memorable 1950’s red neck quotes from the movie “O Brother, Where Art Thou?”

It Speaks for Itself

2005-09-06T20:30:00.000+03:00

Somewhere in Hawali

2005-09-05T15:00:00.000+03:00

I was tempted to steal the poster and place it in my room. But I took the high road.

Public Service Announcement

2005-09-05T09:30:00.000+03:00

جمع "الطارقة" هو الطوارق

الطوارق

VW Touareq

This means that despite them stopping the عانية they will still keep the tradition of giving the groom the gift of the VW Touareq. Since 2003 it was deemed more appropriate to give the Touareq instead of the tired old tradition of giving sheep.

The Lights Are On...But Nobody's Home!

2005-09-04T13:30:00.000+03:00

I'm leaving it up to you to decide the word that best describes the who wrote the comment in today’s Al Qabas above Britney Spears’s picture.

القبس 4/9/2005

Note: This is not a vote. The pull down menu is just there for your entertainment.

Hard Liquor – Starbucks Mishref

2005-09-04T08:00:00.000+03:00

Don't know what Bourbon is?

Role Change

2005-09-03T08:30:00.000+03:00

I'm not a nice person.