Doggizzle: February 2006

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

ضراط الليالي

ضراط الليالي

The Farting of the Night

The Action

The Result

Thursday, February 23, 2006

A Classic case of ART meet FART

Yes indeed, he has arrived! Samo Zaen is here! 52 is here! You ask what the hell does 52 have to do with Samo Zaen well as it turns out that I managed to pass the kidney stone and found his website in the toilet (I hope you get the pun).

In the website the following is written:

Quote

Samo Zaen is known by 52 slogan & its become one of the most famous slogans in the whole Arabian world by recognition of magazines according to the public’s opinion, the slogan means
S from Samo = 5
Z from Zaen = 2

End Quote

(if you don’t believe me check it out for yourselves)

An analysis of the above is as follows:

Samo = Bullshit
Zaen = Bullshit
known = Bullshit
52 = Bullshit
slogan = Bullshit
famous = Bullshit
Arabian world = Bullshit
public’s = Bullshit

My misfortune led me to the titbit of information you see above, and I became concerned that if I continue I would lose the wonderful meal I had earlier in the day, so I abstained.

Below is a picture in Thursday’s Al Qabas magazine section and below it is the article (click the article to read is you dare).

القبس 23/2/2006

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Is this it?

Is this it? Is this the end? What the Fuck? Fuck!!!!!!

أمير العشاق؟

I suggest we all commit mass-suicide the day his plane hits the ground on Wednesday?

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Synchronized Socialization

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Mister Ed – Part 2

They say good news travels fast.

Upon hearing of the popular 60’s show “Mister Ed” return groupies rushed to the streets to greet the new star of Mister Ed.

In a related story another network (UPN) is rumored to be creating its own show very much similar to the original Mister Ed but with an all black cast (Mista Ed). It is also rumored that the voice of Mista Ed is going to be superimposed by no other than the one and only Mr. Jimmie Walker aka JJ of “Good Times” fame.