"Does my butt look big in this?"
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Saturday, July 30, 2005
Friday, July 29, 2005
مـأي لف
عربي إنجليزي قصيدة غزل مشتركة
أبو فيصل
طولت بغيــابك مـأي لف
ترجع لنــا ثاني آي هوب
بسبـــابك آي كانت سليب
النوم مــا جاني أت نايت
واعطف على أحبابك كم هير
عليك ولهـاني ماي هارت
واصبر على حسابك آي ويت
تصبر على شاني يو مصت
يالترف خطــــابك رفيوز
تنســـاني آي كانت بليف
يا حظ من جــابك أت لاست
ثم عــاش وحداني أت هوم
منقول
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Bona Fide
الوطن 28/7/2005
A damaging blow to Tight Ass-ness in Kuwait!
Time Machine Quote:
“Have a good time you two…and please bring my daughter back by midnight”
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Monday, July 25, 2005
Shake, Rattle and Roll
Shake (rattle and roll) Muhammad Bin Hassan III
(a.k.a. Mark Copani)
There’s a story, if you can believe that!
It is also rumored that this guy is scared out of this panties and is in hiding. (I bet very few people will get this one).
METROSEXUAL
Noun
metrosexual (plural metrosexuals)
1. A young male concerned with self-image, self-indulgence and money. (Usually urban, heterosexual, probably affluent)
2. A young man who is seen, sociologically, as having attributes common to homosexuals, but is in fact heterosexual.
Ladies, please form an orderly line to the left. No pushing. There's plenty to go around!
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Plaese Raed Tihs!
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Thank you Waterlilie and SheWrites for correcting my poor spelling.
She's Fine
The moral of the story is that it’s safer not to participate in sports!
Brought to you by the Association for Promoting Couch Potatoism (APCP)
Saturday, July 23, 2005
Friday, July 22, 2005
In Your Face Mac Lovers
I don't really care one way or the other...but you Mac owners out there think you're better than us!
Sudan vs Alan Greenspan
Sudan Security Roughs Up Rice Delegation
Quote
The reporters were told not to ask questions, over State Department objections. When NBC diplomatic reporter Andrea Mitchell tried to ask el-Bashir about involvement with alleged atrocities, guards grabbed her and muscled her toward the rear of the room. Other reporters and a camera crew were also pushed out as Rice and el-Bashir watched.
"It makes me very angry to be sitting there with their president and have this happen," Rice told reporters afterward. "They have no right to push and shove."
Mitchell, the wife of Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan, said later that no one from Sudan had gotten in touch with her to apologize.
End quote
[into a mirror]
Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.
[whips out sleeve gun]
Travis Bickle: Huh?
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Rats and Hygiene
Rats and Hygiene
They go together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you brother
You can't have one without the other
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Euphemisms for Being Stupid
A beer short of a six pack
A couple of eggs shy of a dozen
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
A few of sheep short of an orgy
A fortune cookie short of a Chinese dinner
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on
A safe distance from genius.
About as bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
As much use as a one legged man at an ass kicking contest.
As much use as a priests knob at an orgy.
As much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle
As much use as Stevie Wonder at a beauty contest.
As useful as a screen door on a submarine
Bright as Alaska in December
Donated his body to science before he was done using it
Elevator don't quiet make the top floor
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together
Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t watching
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
He had a little too much chlorine in his gene pool.
He is so dumb, the only thing he ever read was an eye-chart.
He played too much without a helmet
He's got a leak in his think-tank
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer
If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week
If stupid were a talent, he would be considered gifted
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change back
If you stand close enough to 'em you can hear the ocean
Its hard to believe that he beat out half a billion other sperm
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Needing a few screws tightened
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
On/off switch is broken in the off position
Prime candidate for natural de-selection
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge but he just gargled
The elevator is stuck between floors.
The lights are flashing, the gate is down, but the train isn’t coming
The lights are on, but nobody is home.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
Too dumb to pull his head in before he shuts the window
You can't call him an idiot, you'll insult all the idiots in the world.
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Confidence
sureness
self-assurance
self-confidence
poise
assurance
self-reliance
buoyancy
coolness
antonym: timidity
assurance
certainty
conviction
belief
faith
trust
support
loyalty
antonym: doubt
Monday, July 18, 2005
A DOG
Michael Corleone: [Vincent has told Michael what Joey has been saying behind his back] If there is some guy running around this city saying, "Fuck Michael Corleone," what do we do with a piece of shit like that? He's a fucking dog.
Joey Zasa: [nervously] Yes it's true. If anyone would say such a thing, they would not be a friend. They would be a dog.
Batman to the Rescue
Batman: "Nobody wants war."
Robin: "Gee, Batman. Belgravia's such a small country. We'd beat them in a few hours."
Batman: "Yes, and then we'd have to support them for years."
Sunday, July 17, 2005
Another one bites the dust! (Updated)
Heavy D
Remember him?
Sometimes Credited As:
Heavy D & the Boyz
Dwight 'Heavy D' Myers
Dwight Errington Myers
Dwight Myers
Heavy D Most Popular Albums:
Heavy Hitz
Big Tyme
20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection
Heavy disappeared for a while only to re-appear again on the airwaves with a new look.
This is Halle Berry crying when she heard the news (Please ignore the thing shes holding in her hands)!
P.S. I made this up and its not true! So don't get your panties in a bunch over this!
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