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Tagged by Tequila69 (she’s scrumptious ...)

1. What does 'love' mean to you?
Sexual intercourse.

2. What does 'marriage' mean to you?
Fearful, terrible, dreadful, appalling, awful, horrible, atrocious, horrendous, abysmal, bad, frightful, and dire.

3. Do you believe in 'love at first sight?
No I believe in love at first fart.

4. How many children would you like?
Don’t like children and think they are evil.

5. If given the opportunity, what is that one song you would sing for me on wedding day?
The Lumber Jack song by Monty Python.

6. What is your favorite holiday destination?
Dubai cause that’s where the hookers are.

7. What are three qualities you would look for in man?
I’m not gay.

8. What are the three qualities and three bad habits that you have?

Qualities:
* Smart
* Eat with a knife and fork
* I can actually fly (just like Superman)

Bad Habits:
* Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
* Cynical
* Drive fast

9. Did you have any previous relationships?
None

10. Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
Fat pay check and 4 wives.

Only number 7 is true!

I ain’t tagging no one cause its too much trouble! and I hated doing this.