Midlife Crisis - Metrosexual

Beware of the Midlife Crisis!

Originally posted July 2005 (In case you don’t know what metrosexual means)

Noun

metrosexual (plural metrosexuals)

1. A young male concerned with self-image, self-indulgence and money. (Usually urban, heterosexual, probably affluent)

2. A young man who is seen, sociologically, as having attributes common to homosexuals, but is in fact heterosexual.

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