Sunday, September 18, 2005
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Saturday, September 10, 2005
خمسيني خدش حياء مواطن بـ «إصبعه»
كتب طلال فيصل: بـ «الاصبع» خدش مواطن خمسيني حياء آخر مرات عدة في المناسبات والأماكن العامة، وسجلت قضية، وفي المقابل اتهم الطرف الثاني، الاول بأنه ايضاً خدش حياءه بـ «ألفاظ نابية» وأصر على تسجيل قضية.
ووفقاً لقول مصدر أمني «فإن المتقدم بالبلاغ (الأول) ذكر انه انزعج من خدش الحياء المتكرر وأراد ان يضع حداً لتصرفاته الصبيانية، خاصة بعدما أصرّ ابنه على تسجيل قضية، حيث قال له: «اذا ما ترفع قضية,,, لا أنت أبوي ولا أنا ولدك».
Pick a Finger?!
Thursday, September 08, 2005
An excerpt from Denis Leary’s standup act “No Cure for Cancer”
God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the fuck up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the Fuck Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fuck up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining fucking maggots.
Every time you feel like sharing your shitty day with someone please consider the above.
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Pappy O'Daniel: Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame.
Pappy O'Daniel: I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASS communicating!
A few memorable 1950’s red neck quotes from the movie “O Brother, Where Art Thou?”
Monday, September 05, 2005
جمع "الطارقة" هو الطوارق
This means that despite them stopping the عانية they will still keep the tradition of giving the groom the gift of the VW Touareq. Since 2003 it was deemed more appropriate to give the Touareq instead of the tired old tradition of giving sheep.
Sunday, September 04, 2005
I'm leaving it up to you to decide the word that best describes the who wrote the comment in today’s Al Qabas above Britney Spears’s picture.
Note: This is not a vote. The pull down menu is just there for your entertainment.