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Thursday, September 08, 2005

Shut the Fuck Up by Dr. Denis Leary






An excerpt from Denis Leary’s standup act “No Cure for Cancer”


God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the fuck up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the Fuck Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fuck up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining fucking maggots.




Every time you feel like sharing your shitty day with someone please consider the above.


2 Comments:

Blogger NuNu™ said...

“No Cure for Cancer”?!!
Oh yeah, Shut the F**K up!!!

9/09/2005 1:05 AM  
Blogger Badoor said...

he should keep his stupid ideas within

9/09/2005 1:54 PM  

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