"Does my butt look big in this?"
Friday, July 29, 2005
عربي إنجليزي قصيدة غزل مشتركة
طولت بغيــابك مـأي لف
ترجع لنــا ثاني آي هوب
بسبـــابك آي كانت سليب
النوم مــا جاني أت نايت
واعطف على أحبابك كم هير
عليك ولهـاني ماي هارت
واصبر على حسابك آي ويت
تصبر على شاني يو مصت
يالترف خطــــابك رفيوز
تنســـاني آي كانت بليف
يا حظ من جــابك أت لاست
ثم عــاش وحداني أت هوم
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Monday, July 25, 2005
metrosexual (plural metrosexuals)
1. A young male concerned with self-image, self-indulgence and money. (Usually urban, heterosexual, probably affluent)
2. A young man who is seen, sociologically, as having attributes common to homosexuals, but is in fact heterosexual.
Ladies, please form an orderly line to the left. No pushing. There's plenty to go around!
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Thank you Waterlilie and SheWrites for correcting my poor spelling.
Saturday, July 23, 2005
Friday, July 22, 2005
Sudan Security Roughs Up Rice Delegation
The reporters were told not to ask questions, over State Department objections. When NBC diplomatic reporter Andrea Mitchell tried to ask el-Bashir about involvement with alleged atrocities, guards grabbed her and muscled her toward the rear of the room. Other reporters and a camera crew were also pushed out as Rice and el-Bashir watched.
"It makes me very angry to be sitting there with their president and have this happen," Rice told reporters afterward. "They have no right to push and shove."
Mitchell, the wife of Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan, said later that no one from Sudan had gotten in touch with her to apologize.
[into a mirror]
Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.
[whips out sleeve gun]
Travis Bickle: Huh?
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
A beer short of a six pack
A couple of eggs shy of a dozen
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
A few of sheep short of an orgy
A fortune cookie short of a Chinese dinner
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on
A safe distance from genius.
About as bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
As much use as a one legged man at an ass kicking contest.
As much use as a priests knob at an orgy.
As much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle
As much use as Stevie Wonder at a beauty contest.
As useful as a screen door on a submarine
Bright as Alaska in December
Donated his body to science before he was done using it
Elevator don't quiet make the top floor
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together
Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t watching
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
He had a little too much chlorine in his gene pool.
He is so dumb, the only thing he ever read was an eye-chart.
He played too much without a helmet
He's got a leak in his think-tank
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer
If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week
If stupid were a talent, he would be considered gifted
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change back
If you stand close enough to 'em you can hear the ocean
Its hard to believe that he beat out half a billion other sperm
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Needing a few screws tightened
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
On/off switch is broken in the off position
Prime candidate for natural de-selection
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge but he just gargled
The elevator is stuck between floors.
The lights are flashing, the gate is down, but the train isn’t coming
The lights are on, but nobody is home.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
Too dumb to pull his head in before he shuts the window
You can't call him an idiot, you'll insult all the idiots in the world.
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Monday, July 18, 2005
Michael Corleone: [Vincent has told Michael what Joey has been saying behind his back] If there is some guy running around this city saying, "Fuck Michael Corleone," what do we do with a piece of shit like that? He's a fucking dog.
Joey Zasa: [nervously] Yes it's true. If anyone would say such a thing, they would not be a friend. They would be a dog.
Sunday, July 17, 2005
Sometimes Credited As:
Heavy D & the Boyz
Dwight 'Heavy D' Myers
Dwight Errington Myers
Heavy D Most Popular Albums:
20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection
Heavy disappeared for a while only to re-appear again on the airwaves with a new look.
This is Halle Berry crying when she heard the news (Please ignore the thing shes holding in her hands)!
P.S. I made this up and its not true! So don't get your panties in a bunch over this!