Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Redneck Dictionary

Selection from the “Redneck Dictionary - Learn ta Speak Redneck”

RETARD: To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."

SUGAR: A kiss.
Usage: "Come here and give me some sugar."

ZAT: Is that.
Usage: "Zat yo dawg?"

PLUM: Completely.
Usage: "Ah'm plum wore out."

PHRAISIN: Very cold.
Usage: "Shut that door. It's phraisin in here."

JEW: Did you.
Usage: "Jew want to buy attair comic book, son, or just stand there and read it here?"

FARN: Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

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