The Kuwaiti Don Juan & the American Suicide

Blogger-Profiles-Location-Kuwait

In Blogger profiles there’s a location tab that lists the country you’re in. Mine happens to be in Kuwait so for the hell of it I decided to click on it!

Whimsically strolling around the names I find this Blog located in Kuwait.

Check it out! and click on the first blog!



I personally found it creepy and disturbing. I know there’s a kid's picture in the profile but I still found it creepy.

Note to self: Never ever use the words "Whimsically strolling" again!

Will someone please pickup the garbage?

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Doctor Love

Hello,

My name is Doctor Love. I know everything there is to know about love and the art of love making.

My services are available to you through purchasing my lectures on cassette and soon on CD from doctorlove.freak.co.jp

Please try my free state of the art Love Calculator!

Yours truly,

Doctor Love

P.S. I'm not gay! so please stop asking me that every time you see me walking down the street!

All Those in Favor Say AYE!

The Tooth Fairy

tooth fairy
n

fairy replacing tooth with money: a fairy who, in children’s folklore, takes away the baby tooth that a child leaves under the pillow and replaces it with a coin or small gift

And while were on the subject of Fairy's here's a New York Fairy!

طال الصيف.... يا علوش

اليوم كان ضايق خلقي شوي! بس عقب ما شفت هالإعلان بالجريدة ارتحت وفرحت وحسيت ان الدنيا بخير... وهذي بشارة يالبلوجرز ازفها لكم.... الديك (الديج بالكويتي) وصل...لا وازيدكم من الشعر بيت النجمة السورية غزل ابيض هم يايه معاه.......

I’ve always wondered if crap is sold commercially! Now I know.

Please vote for you favorite picture!

يالازرق OH

خرج ولم يعد

إلي يشوفه يدق على 777

Ministeress of Finance

US Principal Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs Elizabeth L. Cheney (Longer than Sharar’s title)

While in Kuwait Cheney (the good apple, not the Lesbian) visited the hopeful Ministeress of Finance (aka Ms. Lebiran 2005) and some candidates who are planning to run for parliament in 2007.

Just some food-for-thought here, wasn’t there a lot of fuss made when some Shiite MP’s in Kuwait held meetings with some Iranian officials? What’s the difference here?

Don’t worry it’s a rhetorical question!

Who will mend my broken heart?

She is taken....ring on finger broke my heart in two!

I can't think of a title for this post

Happy in the Land of Plenty

This a Public Service Announcement

Dear Ass Kissers,

Please be aware that the asses belonging to the following will not be available for kissing during the summer of 2005:

This message has been brought to you by the following:

كاظم عبد الزهرا
لفته جعيبر
شعفاط خضير
مسمار قفشه
ملاس آل جدر
وطبان أبو الدقوق
جاسب اللمبجي
عوير وزوير واللي ما فيه خير
شحيت ومحيت واللي قاعد ورا البيت

* Credit for the names goes to Mr. Mohammed Thalab of Al Watan Newspaper and his excellent cartoon this morning.

WHAT?

May 2003

Found this while looking through old pictures I saved.

Read the caption it will make you feel so good!

We Demand ‘For’ Better Grammar

What is she pointing at?

برنامج سكسوكة بدون شوارب in English = Whats Up

Root Canal
Passing a Kidney Stone
Nails across the Blackboard

These things don’t even come close to describing the experience you get when you watch the originally called program “What’s Up” on Al Rai Channel.

Make sure you don’t miss it! 7 pm to 8 pm Kuwait time week days on Al Rai

I think (no information from Al Rai’s web site yet) this program is replacing the ever so successful program Sabbab Raicom, which I think got taken off the air temporarily because the ratings were so high that US networks ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, and the WB are making strong bids for it, in addition to every other major network across the world (Rupert Murdock is said to be flying in personally to convince the show’s presenters).

What’s Up Presenters

Nawaf aka Nuf Nuf



According to an email sent to the show by one of his relatives this guy’s ultimate dream is to be on Al Rai. Hey, Nawaf you realized your dream, now quite while your ahead.

Hisham aka انزين aka It Takes Balls To Be A Fairy



Every other word out of this ‘guy’s’ mouth is انزين in English Okai. No confirmation yet on this tidbit of information but it seems this guy loves big black men.

Nasar aka Burt from Burt and Ernie aka Moron




This guy took a course in junior college on being cool. Unfortunately it was discovered by his parents that he’s a retard so they gave him up for adoption a year ago.

Yasmina aka Sindibad’s ex-girlfriend aka dumb blond



When I saw the show she did say much so I have nothing, except to say that she a dumb blond (un-natural of course - Which says that if you’re a natural blond you have an excuse for being dumb - she doesn't).

This may sound like a vicious attack on these things they call presenters since this is a one sided debate I’m writing about here. But hey, these F**kers have to be stopped, for the love of god please stop….and this is just an attempt to put dent in the coolness the show is trying exude.

Someone had to say something.

Star-Spangled Banner

While the Iraqi Prime Minister Ibrahim Jaafari, on an official visit to the state of Kuwait, was greeting the ‘dignitaries’ he suddenly stopped in front of the new Minister of Planning and they both broke out in song.....

O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?


On the shore dimly seen thro' the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected, now shines on the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner: O, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Try to maintain eye contact

eye contact

direct look into eyes: the act of looking directly into the eyes of another person

Supersmile

[Superman gets a cat out of a tree]
Superman: Here you go, miss.
Little girl: Gee, thanks, mister.
Superman: Well, good-bye, Frisky. So long, now.

[Flys off, turns and waves]
Superman: Bye.
Little girl: Bye.

[Goes inside]
Little girl: Mommy! Mommy! Frisky was stuck in the tree! This man swooped out of the sky and gave him to me!
Mommy: Haven't I told you to stop telling lies?

[Smack, sound of little girl getting slapped]

Kuwaitsetern

Oh when will the day come..........

where a knock on the door is just of a boy coming over to take my daughter out on a date, and I stand there cautioning him to bring her back before midnight and make sure he uses a condom?

Oh when will the day come..........

where my eldest son comes to me and tells me he’s gay and a tear rolls down my cheek and I hug him and tell him I love you son, and will always be proud of you!?

Oh when will the day come..........

where I come home from work early and find my western wife with the Indian chauffer kissing and try not to disturb them?

Oh when will the day come..........

where civil liberties and personal choice become on the tip-tongue of every Kuwaiti?

Oh when will the day come..........

where everyone is a liberal?

I hope it’s soon cause I’m a fundamentalist!

And Now for Something Completely Unrelated

اعضای اين گروه در کنسرتی که در بارسلون اجرا کردند در حضور 16 هزار نفر از هوادارهايشان اعلام کردند که از هم جدا خواهند شد.

آنها در اين کنسرت گفتند: "ما به اين نتيجه رسيده ايم که زمان آن رسيده که جداگانه خواسته های شخصی مان را دنبال کنيم."

پيشتر سخنگوی شرکت سونی / بی ام جی، شرکت ضبط و پخش موسيقی آثار ايين گروه، گفته بود که اين خبر "صحت" ندارد وکسی از اعضای گروه Destiny's Child خبر جدايی شان را در کنسرتی اعلام نکرده است.

کلی رولند، بيانسه نولز و ميشل ويليامز اعضای گروه Destiny's Child که سه سال پيش از هم جدا شدند، چندی پيش دوباره اين گروه را تشکيل دادند.

آنها در گفتگويی گفتند که دليل تشکليل مجدد گروه هدف تجاری نداشته و فقط برای خوشايند خودمان بوده است.

Iraq Shi'ite women are married in a mass wedding ceremony in Najaf May 27, 2005. In spite of Iraq's current political and social instability, mass weddings are still held in Najaf under the auspices of a Shi'ite's women's group, the Imam Khumaini Association. 160 Shi'ite couples took part in the traditional ceremony in which men and women are seated in separate rooms. REUTERS/Ali Abu Shish

Oh the Humanity!

This morning a very disturbing image appeared in Al Watan newspaper.


The thoughts that rushed through my head where dominated by the 1937 footage recorded and seen by so many people of the Hindenburg disaster.

Herbert Morrison (announcer) was commentating on the arrival of the Hindenburg to New Jersey.

“It's practically standing still now. They've dropped ropes out of the nose of the ship, and it's been taken a hold of down on the field by a number of men. It's starting to rain again; the rain had slacked up a little bit. The back motors of the ship are just holding it, just enough to keep it from ...

It burst into flames! ... It's fire and it's crashing! It's crashing terrible! Oh, my! Get out of the way, please! It's burning, bursting into flames and is falling on the mooring mast, and all the folks agree that this is terrible. This is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world! ...There's smoke, and there's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground, not quite to the mooring mast...Oh, the humanity, and all the passengers screaming around here!”

Oh the Humanity!

I think would be the perfect caption for this picture.

Derogatory Words

Just to lighten up the mood, here are some Derogatory Words for your enjoyment .



Camel rider or Camel jockey, referring to archaic modes of transport.

Camel humper (implying Zoophilia) is a further variant.

Towelhead, Raghead or Diaperhead, referring to the head coverings worn by some Arab men.

Sand-nigger, an adaptation of an offensive term for American blacks and a reference to the fact many Arabs live in the deserts of the Middle-East. Related terms include:
Sandmonkey
Sandwalker
Dune Coon
Dune Nigger

Bint from the Arabic word for "girl" or "daughter," a derogatory term for an Arab woman, sometimes used in the UK for foreign women in general.

Love Story

First production photo from the re-make of the 1970's movie "Love Story"

Genres: Drama
Running Time: 99 min.
MPAA Rating: PG for language and a love scene.
Distributor: Paramount Pictures

Starring: Ryan O'Neal, Ali MacGraw, Ray Milland, John Marley, Russell Nype

Directed by: Arthur Hiller

Produced by: Howard G. Minsky

One of the most popular tearjerkers ever, LOVE STORY tells the tale of Jenny (Ali McGraw), a poor college student from Rhode Island, and Oliver (Ryan O'Neal), a rich law student from Boston, who fall in love while attending college. Despite opposition to their relationship from Oliver's wealthy father, the two get married. After graduation, Oliver takes a job at a prestigious legal firm in New York, and everything seems to be going well for the couple. However, tragedy strikes when Jenny is diagnosed with a fatal illness. As a result, Oliver must face a future without the woman he loves. This timeless film, based on Erich Segal's novel, featured the famous tag line "Love means never having to say you're sorry."

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A new women Minister

Outspoken Political Science Professor at Kuwait University and veteran women's rights activist is now planning minister and minister of state for administrative development affairs.

Dr. Massouma Mubarak

The crystal ball has predicted that this article will appear in tomorrow’s Al Watan Newspaper

أكد أن شرائح أخرى وليس فقط السنة غير راضين
الصقر لـ الوطن بعد الاجتماع السني:
لا نهدف إلى «كوتا» بل المصلحة الوطنية

كتب مسيلمة الكذاب: ليس الهدف ايجاد نظام «كوتا».. الأمر لا يقتصر فقط على السنة.. والنواب غير راضين عن اسلوب اختيار اعضاء الحكومة «المعينين».


بتلك الكلمات شرح عضو مجلس الامة النائب محمد الصقر لـ «الوطن» فحوى الاجتماع الذي تم لديه مساء امس وتم خلاله التداول في اسباب استبعاد السنة من عدة مناصب ومواقع آخرها وزراء التخطيط التي أعطيت لشيعية.


وقد تداول الاجتماع، الذي غاب عنه احمد السعدون وحضره بالاضافة الى المضيف الصقر كل من علي الراشد واحمد مليفي وعواد برد، كما حضره من الوزراء السنة السابقين كل من محمود عبدالخالق النوري ومحمد أحمد الجار الله ومساعد راشد الهارون ويوسف حمد الابراهيم وسليمان ماجد الشاهين، تداول في ضرورة الاتفاق على فتح قنوات اتصال مع الفعاليات البرلمانية لايصال فكرة واضحة الى السلطة التنفيذية بأن التركيبة الاجتماعية الكويتية المتينة والمميزة يجب عدم تجاهل بعض شرائحها وخصوصا ان هذا التجاهل يؤثر سلبا على النسيج الاجتماعي.


وصرح لـ «الوطن» محمد الصقر: بأن الصورة الكويتية المميزة للتلاحم الاجتماعي لا يجب، ولا أحد يرغب في تشويهها، وان المجتمعين يرون ويعتقدون ان الحكم يضع في اعتباره جميع التركيبات الاجتماعية وان تشويه هذا النسيج الاجتماعي أمر لا يقبله الجميع.


ولاحظ الصقر ان اغلبية النواب في المجلس انتقدوا الطريقة التي تم عبرها اختيار الوزيرة الجديدة ، وهذا الاجتماع لا يهدف فقط الى مصالح السنة بل الى مصلحة الكويت ككل، ويجب على الجميع المساهمة في رفعة البلد وتعاون جميع النواب والسلطة.


وجدد الصقر في ختام تصريحه الذي اكد فيه، ان لا استقالات، جدد التأكيد على ان ما تمخض عنه الاجتماع ليس دعوة الى ايجاد نظام (كوتا) بل حفاظ على التركيبة الاجتماعية وصولا الى ايجاد التوافق المطلوب.

If you don’t get it (and your panties are in a bunch right now) read this article which appeared on June 11, 2005 in Al Watan newspaper.

The crystal ball has also predicted the next Minister of Finance

Out to see the country side

हार के साथ अलविदा मैक्ब्राइड से हार के बाद माइक टायसन ने बॉक्सिंग छोड़ने की घोषणा की*.

* Somewhere in the French Riviera

Have a cup of RELAX – its on me!

Burj Al Arab
Originally uploaded by q8izile.

برج العرب

Horse Shit!

What did you say to me?

who the hell do you think you are?

oh man, thats just horse shit! Fuck you!

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وليه = In English "What the F**K??"

أكد أن شرائح أخرى وليس فقط الشيعة غير راضين

الزلزلة لـ الوطن بعد الاجتماع الشيعي:
لا نهدف إلى «كوتا» بل المصلحة الوطنية

كتب محمد السلمان: ليس الهدف ايجاد نظام «كوتا».. الأمر لا يقتصر فقط على الشيعة.. والنواب غير راضين عن اسلوب اختيار اعضاء المجلس البلدي «المعينين».

بتلك الكلمات شرح عضو مجلس الامة النائب الدكتور يوسف الزلزلة لـ «الوطن» فحوى الاجتماع الذي تم لديه مساء امس وتم خلاله التداول في اسباب استبعاد الشيعة من عدة مناصب ومواقع آخرها المجلس البلدي ولجنة البورصة والوزارة الخالية من وزير شيعي.

وقد تداول الاجتماع، الذي غاب عنه حسين القلاف وحضره بالاضافة الى المضيف الزلزلة كل من صالح عاشور وحسن جوهر وصلاح خورشيد، كما حضره من الوزراء الشيعة السابقين كل من عبدالوهاب الوزان وعلي الموسى وحبيب جوهر حيات وعيسى المزيدي وعلي البغلي، تداول في ضرورة الاتفاق على فتح قنوات اتصال مع الفعاليات البرلمانية لايصال فكرة واضحة الى السلطة التنفيذية بأن التركيبة الاجتماعية الكويتية المتينة والمميزة يجب عدم تجاهل بعض شرائحها وخصوصا ان هذا التجاهل يؤثر سلبا على النسيج الاجتماعي.

وصرح لـ «الوطن» د.يوسف الزلزلة: بأن الصورة الكويتية المميزة للتلاحم الاجتماعي لا يجب، ولا أحد يرغب في تشويهها، وان المجتمعين يرون ويعتقدون ان الحكم يضع في اعتباره جميع التركيبات الاجتماعية وان تشويه هذا النسيج الاجتماعي أمر لا يقبله الجميع.

ولاحظ د.الزلزلة ان اغلبية النواب في المجلس انتقدوا الطريقة التي تم عبرها اختيار الاعضاء المعينين في المجلس البلدي، وهذا الاجتماع لا يهدف فقط الى مصالح الشيعة بل الى مصلحة الكويت ككل، ويجب على الجميع المساهمة في رفعة البلد وتعاون جميع النواب والسلطة.

وجدد الزلزلة في ختام تصريحه الذي اكد فيه، ان لا استقالات، جدد التأكيد على ان ما تمخض عنه الاجتماع ليس دعوة الى ايجاد نظام (كوتا) بل حفاظ على التركيبة الاجتماعية وصولا الى ايجاد التوافق المطلوب.

Falling In Love Again

Marlene Dietrich
Words by Sammy Lerner and Music by Frederick Hollander


Falling in love again
Never wanted to
?What am I to do
Can't help it

Love's always been my game
Play it how I may
I was made that way
Can't help it

Men cluster to me like moths around a flame
And if their wings burn, I know I'm not to blame

Falling in love again
Never wanted to
?What am I to do
Can't help it

Fallin' in love again
Never wanted to
?What am I to do
Can't help it

Love's always been my game
Play it how I may
I was made that way
Can't help it

Men cluster to me like moths around a flame
And if their wings burn, I know I'm not to blame

Fallin' in love again
Never wanted to
?What am I to do
Can't help it


Men cluster to me like moths around a flame
And if their wings burn, I know I'm not to blame

Fallin' in love again
Never wanted to
?What am I to do
Can't help it

Transcribed by Robin Hood

NO HATE MAIL PLEASE!

This drawing was emailed to me by a woman that works with me!

NO HATE MAIL PLEASE!

زلزال

هزة اليوم من ديوان الزلزلة ... هل يستقيل شيعة المجلسين؟

كتب حسين الحربي: من ديوانية النائب يوسف الزلزلة في الدسمة، قد تصدر اليوم، عن اجتماع للأعضاء الشيعة في مجلس الأمة والمجلس البلدي لتدارس التعيينات الحكومية الأخيرة في المجلس البلدي ولجنة سوق الأوراق المالية، قرارات بخطوات تصعيدية غير مسبوقة قد تشكل «هزة» سياسية، اذ قد تصل، وفق مصادر مطلعة، الى تقديم هؤلاء الأعضاء استقالاتهم من المجلسين، وهو أحد الخيارات المطروحة للتعبير عن الانزعاج مما بدأت الأوساط الشيعية تعتبره «استبعاداً مقصوداً».

المصادر اياها شرحت أن الأوساط الشيعية التي «بلعت»، ولو على مضض، استمرار غياب أي وزير شيعي عن التشكيلة الحكومية، منذ استقالة وزير الاعلام محمد أبو الحسن، رغم تعيين وزيرين جديدين في الحكومة، تلقت الأسبوع الفائت «صدمتين» جديدتين، كانت أولاهما عدم وجود أي شيعي بين الستة الذين عينتهم الحكومة في المجلس البلدي، في حين أن الثانية، التي «قصمت ظهر البعير»، كانت تكرار السيناريو نفسه في تعيينات لجنة سوق الأوراق المالية، حيث خلت تعيينات وزير التجارة والصناعة عبدالله الطويل من أسماء تجار ومتخصصين شيعة.

وهذه «الصدمات» الثلاث جعلت الأوساط الشيعية تستشعر «استقصاداً»، وفق قراءة عززها تراكم «الاستبعادات» وتواليها, وفي ضوء ذلك، يبحث المجتمعون اليوم في ديوان الزلزلة في الخطوات التي يعتزمون القيام بها تعبيراً عن موقفهم من هذه التعيينات, وعلم أن ثمة خيارات عدة مطروحة، أحدها تقديم النواب الشيعة استقالاتهم من مجلس الأمة وكذلك عضو المجلس البلدي المنتخب فاضل صفر، لاحداث «صدمة» مضادة تستدعي معالجة الأمر.

STEVIE WONDER

"Please Don't Go"

Please don't go, no no no;
If you go I'll be sad and blue,
So I say no no no, don't go away.

Oh no please don't leave, baby please;
If you should leave my poor heart would grieve
So I say nay nay nay, baby please stay.

And I'll do ev'rything you want me to
If you promise that you won't leave tonight
'Cause I'll break down and cry a river of tears
With just the thought of you not here in my life.

So please don't go, no no no;
If you should go I'll be sad and blue,
So I say no no no, don't go away.
Yeah baby, baby, baby.

And I'll do ev'rything you want me to
If you promise that you won't leave tonight
'Cause I'll break down and cry a river of tears
With just the thought of you not here in my life.

Oh no no, no no, yea yea
Please don't go, don't say bye
Tell me why baby do you wanna make me cry,
Please please stay
Oh no no, no no, I'm gonna try.

Yeah, yeah, yeah so baby please don't leave
Don't leave Steve
If you leave baby my poor heart would grieve
So I say yeah yeah yeah
Don't go
Don't go baby, don't go baby,
Don't go baby, don't go baby,
Don't go baby, don't go baby,
Don't go baby, don't go baby,
Don't go baby, darling,
Don't leave me baby,
Wow a wow a wow
Wow a wow a wow
Wow a wow a wow
No baby don't leave me baby
Yeah baby don't get on that A train
Hear me, hear me, hear me, hear me
(Cryin')
Cryin'. For your lovin' in the midnight hour,
Cryin'. For your lovin' in the morning. I was.
Don't go baby, hear me cryin', oh no oh no,
Don't go baby, no no no no, oh no no yeah, yeah, yeah.