Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Doctor Love






Hello,

My name is Doctor Love. I know everything there is to know about love and the art of love making.

My services are available to you through purchasing my lectures on cassette and soon on CD from doctorlove.freak.co.jp

Please try my free state of the art Love Calculator!


Yours truly,

Doctor Love




P.S. I'm not gay! so please stop asking me that every time you see me walking down the street!


8 comments:

tequila69 said...

Aham shay he knows everything about the art of love making! If he's Dr. Love then please let the world end :\

MacRoyal said...

Dr. Tampura Roll????

بومريوم said...

أتعب على النظره:)

Playa Hater said...

Tequila:

Please give the man a chance!

Mac:

Please don't make fun of Doctor Love

دكتور بو مريوم:

انا ذبحتني اللفة الي على رقبتة

SheWrites said...

Hotness.

N.

waterlilie said...

We scored 69%...

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between waterlilie and playa hater has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

Hehe

Playa Hater said...

Thanks for making me blush waterlilie!

That was pleasantly unexpected and very flattering, thank you for the thought!

Unfortunately I went back and had another look at the ‘love calculator’ I wrote in the name Basma (because your email is basma98@hotmail.com) and my real first name. I dread telling you this but this is the result I got…:(

03 %

Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between (my real name) and Basma, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.

Despite that I think Dr. Love is FULL of you know what!

If Dr. Love was around when عنتر وعبلة where around nothing would have happened between them! They only scored 10%

If Dr. Love was around when Romeo and Juliet where around nothing would have happened between them! Well that’s a bad example they actually scored 98%, but hey who trusts computers anyway.

waterlilie said...

Ha Ha. Thats is hlarious! You took it up a notch!
No no trust the love doctor. He knows best!

Just for laughs.

Me.