Sunday, June 19, 2005

برنامج سكسوكة بدون شوارب in English = Whats Up

Root Canal
Passing a Kidney Stone
Nails across the Blackboard

These things don’t even come close to describing the experience you get when you watch the originally called program “What’s Up” on Al Rai Channel.

Make sure you don’t miss it! 7 pm to 8 pm Kuwait time week days on Al Rai

I think (no information from Al Rai’s web site yet) this program is replacing the ever so successful program Sabbab Raicom, which I think got taken off the air temporarily because the ratings were so high that US networks ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, and the WB are making strong bids for it, in addition to every other major network across the world (Rupert Murdock is said to be flying in personally to convince the show’s presenters).

What’s Up Presenters

Nawaf aka Nuf Nuf

According to an email sent to the show by one of his relatives this guy’s ultimate dream is to be on Al Rai. Hey, Nawaf you realized your dream, now quite while your ahead.

Hisham aka انزين aka It Takes Balls To Be A Fairy

Every other word out of this ‘guy’s’ mouth is انزين in English Okai. No confirmation yet on this tidbit of information but it seems this guy loves big black men.

Nasar aka Burt from Burt and Ernie aka Moron

This guy took a course in junior college on being cool. Unfortunately it was discovered by his parents that he’s a retard so they gave him up for adoption a year ago.

Yasmina aka Sindibad’s ex-girlfriend aka dumb blond

When I saw the show she did say much so I have nothing, except to say that she a dumb blond (un-natural of course - Which says that if you’re a natural blond you have an excuse for being dumb - she doesn't).

This may sound like a vicious attack on these things they call presenters since this is a one sided debate I’m writing about here. But hey, these F**kers have to be stopped, for the love of god please stop….and this is just an attempt to put dent in the coolness the show is trying exude.

Someone had to say something.


geo said...

is this show like "best week ever" on vh1?

Playa Hater said...

I don’t think so.

It more of a show about what it’s like being cool and having a goatee without a mustache.

tequila69 said...

lol enjoyed ur insight! :)

Playa Hater said...


Stinni said...

Too funny! My husband was making fun of them the other day. At least it's better than a ninja and beardos. Right?

MacRoyal said...

Camaaaan be libral and change the chanel if you dont like them?

Playa Hater said...

My TV malfunctioned and can only show this channel from 7 to 8 pm every weekday. So I can change the channel!

The other things is that its not a matter of liberal or conservative…its just bad TV that needs to be eradicated.