Friday, June 17, 2005


[Superman gets a cat out of a tree]
Superman: Here you go, miss.
Little girl: Gee, thanks, mister.
Superman: Well, good-bye, Frisky. So long, now.

[Flys off, turns and waves]
Superman: Bye.
Little girl: Bye.

[Goes inside]
Little girl: Mommy! Mommy! Frisky was stuck in the tree! This man swooped out of the sky and gave him to me!
Mommy: Haven't I told you to stop telling lies?

[Smack, sound of little girl getting slapped]

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